May 2013
godheadcomplex:
if i ever tell you that something is my favorite song dont listen to me im a fucking liar i have more favorite songs than there are babies in china
universul:
why can’t I lose weight easily I mean I lose everything else without a problem
vagisodium:
vagisodium:
i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
walrus-in-the-tardis:
robiningravens:
chadslindberg:
if you’re emotionally scarred by tv shows, clap ur hands
underfag:
walks into first day of high school with this bag
two-trolls-one-pail:
iatethepomegranate:
elemeno-pee:
theresstillbeauty:
just a friendly reminder that if you drink and drive you’re a fucking douchebag and everyone hates you
New Zealand’s biggest anti drink-driving campaign is literally
Australia uses a very similar one. The two countries really are like siblings.
yeah, we got the looks, and they got the sheep
australiansanta:
u know when someone really annoying is talking and you can almost hear the XDDDDD in their voice
twoopieces:
but i
look how beautiful she is
can we just appreciate her eyes
kills self
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
everyday: i need new clothes
beliebers:
i found this weird-looking cake in the fridge. i hope it tastes good :((
